SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS:

Normal people: Oh no! We're all gonna die!
Conspiracy theorists: ALIENS!
Doctor Who fandom: Oh, this is bad. This is extremely not very good.
Sherlock fandom: Not my division.
Merlin fandom: There's only one explanation- SORCERY!
Disney fandom: THE KINGDOM IS LOST!
Star Wars fandom: I have a bad feeling about this.
The Hunger Games fandom: Let's all go hide underground.
Harry Potter fandom: CRAP, HARRY FORGOT A HORCRUX!
Supernatural fandom: GET THE SALT!
Assassin's Creed fandom: YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE, DESMOND.
Downton Abbey fandom: *rings for tea*
Musers: IT WAS THE ZETAS
My Chemical Romance Fans: MAMA, WE ALL GONNA DIE!
Smosh Fandom: FIRETRUCK, GET ALL THE PINK FROSTED SPRINKLED DONUTS, OH AND FUCK YOU BARBER SHOP POLE!